Haven’t posted much lately and I never did post this, so:
Here’s a drawing I made for Ian Jay’s CHESSMASTER GUIDE 2: CRYPTOZOOLOGY FOR DUMBASSES zine sometime last year. It’s elwetritsches! An elwetristch happens when fowl and fairy folk love each other VERY MUCH and they do mommy and daddy things together.
Did I mention the zine is pay-what-you-want? It is! What a miracle of modern economy!

Haven’t posted much lately and I never did post this, so:

Here’s a drawing I made for Ian Jay’s CHESSMASTER GUIDE 2: CRYPTOZOOLOGY FOR DUMBASSES zine sometime last year. It’s elwetritsches! An elwetristch happens when fowl and fairy folk love each other VERY MUCH and they do mommy and daddy things together.

Did I mention the zine is pay-what-you-want? It is! What a miracle of modern economy!


mortalityplays:

Book of Strangers creature commission.

I have been dying to post this one.

THIS IS ME I COMMISSIONED THIS ISN’T IT FANTASTIC OMG :D :D :D

I’m super happy to have supported this cool project, go check it out, it’s pretty sweet.


This is a hodag that I made for one of the reward tiers for Sleep of Reason, which is coming out in print sometime soon maybe!!! The PDFs have already been delivered to backers who have presumably read them and understandably wet their pants in fear.

My favorite thing about the hodag is that it is the fakest of all the monsters. An 1899 photograph of the hodag shows a lovely paper maché sculpture attacking a child. Look at its ridiculous hook claws, what are they even made of? Coathangers?

Replicating its iconic pose, with two feet on the same side of its body in the air, was really hard. He needs to put a little bit of weight on the back of his front claws in order to stay upright, but the overall effect is pretty correct.

See my other two sculptures made for Sleep of Reason: Flatwoods Monster and Sinkhole Devil


I woolstabbed my friend Kelly’s haayuuur. :3

If you have dreads, are in the San Antonio/Austin area, and you are willing to let me make squids or seedpods or weird abstract things out of them, AND you are willing to pay me for it even, hit me up~


Sinkhole Devil from my and Stevan's story in the Sleep of Reason anthology. The fur is made of tussah silk, details sculpted out of polymer clay. Stevan did the rocks at the bottom and they are so good! The little grasses are made of hair from our dog!


surfdog2000:

ianjay:

CRYPTOZOOLOGY FOR DUMBASSES NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD! HOLY COW!

With thirty beautiful illustration pieces by some of the world’s most spiritually accelerated artists, CRYPTOZOOLOGY FOR DUMBASSES is the only guide you’ll ever need to explore the wild and weird world of cryptids— animals that haven’t yet been recognized by conventional science.

Finally, learn the REAL, TRUE FACTS about cryptid superstars such as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, as well as discover lesser-known cryptids such as the Ningen and Burrunjor. THE WORLD IS STRANGER THAN WE COULD HAVE EVER IMAGINED! Download CRYPTOZOOLOGY FOR DUMBASSES today, and let Abraxas Chessmaster and his brilliant team of artists lead you on the only safe path through it!

PDF, 44.9mb, 66 fantastic pages. PAY WHAT YOU WANT! If you enjoy what you read, however, feel free to donate— everyone who contributed gets an equal slice of what you give. Everyone worked really, really hard on this zine, and the results are pretty astounding. We hope you dig it!

AGAIN, CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD IT FROM GUMROAD.COM! WOW! DANG!

OH MY GOD IT’S UP IT’S UP IT’S UP. I even made a VIDEO for it! do you even REMEMBER the last time i made a video for ANYTHING? holy SOCKS

DOWNLOAD, READ, REBLOG/TWEET/DISTRIBUTE/WHATEVER. the caliber of art we got for this zine is just jaw-dropping. it’s PACKED TO THE CRYPTID GILLS with talent!!

HEY I DREW SOME ELWETRISCHES FOR THIS :D


Coupla Dawid Bovies

Coupla Dawid Bovies


As a science-minded person who is committed to accuracy I am not afraid to admit my mistakes and strive to correct them so here’s a more “”true”-to-“life”” study of an Elwetristch
Here at Stabwool we take your education v seriously and I hope to continue to bring you quality knowledges thank

As a science-minded person who is committed to accuracy I am not afraid to admit my mistakes and strive to correct them so here’s a more “”true”-to-“life”” study of an Elwetristch

Here at Stabwool we take your education v seriously and I hope to continue to bring you quality knowledges thank


I looked at a statue of an Elwetristch once and then I never looked at it again and I tried to draw one from memory. It is v. inaccurate and should not be used as a guide or educational tool thank you

I looked at a statue of an Elwetristch once and then I never looked at it again and I tried to draw one from memory. It is v. inaccurate and should not be used as a guide or educational tool thank you


spikedrewthis:

You read that right, folks.
After some serious thought and consideration, I’ve decided that The Sleep of Reason will include Dave Cooper’s brand new, full-color, 23-page Eddy Table story NO MATTER THE FINAL TOTAL. The book is worth it.
As of this very moment, the Kickstarter has less than 48 hours until the funding period concludes. We still have a lot of great rewards left, including the opportunity to have a beetle species named after you for real. Get in on this!
The Sleep of Reason pre-order ends at noon, Central Standard Time, on Wednesday. Back it while you still can!

spikedrewthis:

You read that right, folks.

After some serious thought and consideration, I’ve decided that The Sleep of Reason will include Dave Cooper’s brand new, full-color, 23-page Eddy Table story NO MATTER THE FINAL TOTAL. The book is worth it.

As of this very moment, the Kickstarter has less than 48 hours until the funding period concludes. We still have a lot of great rewards left, including the opportunity to have a beetle species named after you for real. Get in on this!

The Sleep of Reason pre-order ends at noon, Central Standard Time, on Wednesday. Back it while you still can!